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"_____! _____!"

I turned my head to see my boyfriend, Gilbert Beilschmidt. He was running toward me with his arms flailing in the air.

"What is it, Gil?" I asked.

"Gilbird's gone missing!" he said, panicked.

"Oh, no! Do you want me to help you look for him?" If it were anyone else's pet, I wouldn't have bothered. But it was Gilbird, and he was just so cute that I had to find him-- and he was my boyfriend's bird, after all.

Gil nodded. "Ja, thanks."

So we looked. And looked. And looked. We looked all through Gil's and Ludwig's house and property, but there was no sign of the little bird. After about an hour of searching, Francis and Antonio came bursting through the front door.

"Hola, mis amigos!" shouted the Spaniard.

"Bonjour, our Prussian friend!"

I straightened up from looking under the couch to look at the duo. "Hey, guys. Now might not be a good time to hang out with Gil. Gilbird's missing."

Francis put his hand to his mouth. "Mon Dieu! That's horrible!"

"Anything we can do?" asked Toni.

I nodded. "Will you help look for him?"

The two nodded.



And so, we all looked some more, not once finding a clue as to where Gilbird could've been. Gilbert and I walked into a storage room in the basement. A few minutes later, there was a chirping sound coming from a dusty, old footlocker. We both scrambled over to the footlocker and opened it, excited when we found the cute yellow bird inside.

"Gilbird!" Gil exclaimed.

He leaned into the open footlocker when he was pushed into it. Not a second later, I felt someone push me in before the lid was slammed shut.

"Gil?" I mumbled, a bit of an edge in my voice.


"Did your friends just lock us in a footlocker?"

He snorted. "Ja, I think they did. . ."



"Your hands are on my butt."

He snickered. "And?"

My face heated up. "Gil. Let go of my butt."

He shook his head. "Nope."

"Gilbert Beilschmidt! Get your hands off my butt right now!" I twisted my body around, trying to make him release me-- to no avail.

He laughed. "Danke, Toni! Danke, Francis! I owe you guys!"

"De nada, mi amigo!" said Antonio from outside the footlocker.

"De rien, mon ami!" said Francis.

"Are you guys sitting on the footlocker?!" I said, my jaw dropped.

"Oui. We're waiting for some action."

I pounded my fists on the walls of the footlocker. "Let me out of this thing before I beat my man to a pulp!"

Gilbert gulped. "Do it, guys! She means it! She's been hanging out with mein bruder!"

A clatter came from just outside the footlocker before it was opened, the Spaniard and Frenchman standing there expectantly.

I quickly climbed out and sprinted out of the house, shouting, "I found your stupid bird! Later!"
Here's Prussia's turn~!

-Germany's: [link]
-Italy's: [link]
-Spain's: [link]
-England's: [link]
-Scotland's: [link]
-America's: [link]
-Romano's: [link]

Story © Me
Hetalia © :iconhimaruyaplz:
You © :iconsexyprussia2plz:

Enjoy! ~<3
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NACHOMZN Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
If you aren't doing requests, feel free to disregard this.
I think it'd be rather fun if you did a France version of this, since you did the Axis and 2/3 members of the BTT, as well as a few members of the Allies. I'm not begging you and demanding immediately, it is only a suggestion that can be ignored.
Thank you for taking the time to read this, and also thank you for writing such splendid pieces of work. Your stories are wonderfully written, with great plots and characterizing. <3
ScarletandLunaRcool Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The pervert that is me is just like ".....I don't mind."
Estersnow Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Student
:iconcuterussiaplz: Please~
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Me: i just farted in this footlocker. Let. Me. Out.
Gilbert: *exaggerated choking noise* oh mein gott i cant breathe
francis and toni: SHIT LET THEM OUT LET THEM OUT *jumps off footlocker*
Me: *smacks all of them with a giant dildo* ASSHOLES *flees the scene*
NoelVermillion987 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014
I'M DYING AT YOUR COMMENT Usui-laughing (Takumi Usui) 
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer not as funny as i used to be........
NoelVermillion987 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014
Nah I'm sure you still are, everyone has a different sense of humor
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer's just hard for me to type that stuff now......
MyHarliquinnWorld Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014  Student General Artist
And that i why Gilbert got no action for an entire month.
Flying-Dutchmann Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Yea Gil, no touching my bottom!
:iconkungfuplz: powers activated!
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