Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login


"_____! _____!"

I turned my head to see my boyfriend, Gilbert Beilschmidt. He was running toward me with his arms flailing in the air.

"What is it, Gil?" I asked.

"Gilbird's gone missing!" he said, panicked.

"Oh, no! Do you want me to help you look for him?" If it were anyone else's pet, I wouldn't have bothered. But it was Gilbird, and he was just so cute that I had to find him-- and he was my boyfriend's bird, after all.

Gil nodded. "Ja, thanks."

So we looked. And looked. And looked. We looked all through Gil's and Ludwig's house and property, but there was no sign of the little bird. After about an hour of searching, Francis and Antonio came bursting through the front door.

"Hola, mis amigos!" shouted the Spaniard.

"Bonjour, our Prussian friend!"

I straightened up from looking under the couch to look at the duo. "Hey, guys. Now might not be a good time to hang out with Gil. Gilbird's missing."

Francis put his hand to his mouth. "Mon Dieu! That's horrible!"

"Anything we can do?" asked Toni.

I nodded. "Will you help look for him?"

The two nodded.

"Si."

"Oui."

And so, we all looked some more, not once finding a clue as to where Gilbird could've been. Gilbert and I walked into a storage room in the basement. A few minutes later, there was a chirping sound coming from a dusty, old footlocker. We both scrambled over to the footlocker and opened it, excited when we found the cute yellow bird inside.

"Gilbird!" Gil exclaimed.

He leaned into the open footlocker when he was pushed into it. Not a second later, I felt someone push me in before the lid was slammed shut.

"Gil?" I mumbled, a bit of an edge in my voice.

"Ja?"

"Did your friends just lock us in a footlocker?"

He snorted. "Ja, I think they did. . ."

"Gil."

"Hm?"

"Your hands are on my butt."

He snickered. "And?"

My face heated up. "Gil. Let go of my butt."

He shook his head. "Nope."

"Gilbert Beilschmidt! Get your hands off my butt right now!" I twisted my body around, trying to make him release me-- to no avail.

He laughed. "Danke, Toni! Danke, Francis! I owe you guys!"

"De nada, mi amigo!" said Antonio from outside the footlocker.

"De rien, mon ami!" said Francis.

"Are you guys sitting on the footlocker?!" I said, my jaw dropped.

"Oui. We're waiting for some action."

I pounded my fists on the walls of the footlocker. "Let me out of this thing before I beat my man to a pulp!"

Gilbert gulped. "Do it, guys! She means it! She's been hanging out with mein bruder!"

A clatter came from just outside the footlocker before it was opened, the Spaniard and Frenchman standing there expectantly.

I quickly climbed out and sprinted out of the house, shouting, "I found your stupid bird! Later!"
Here's Prussia's turn~!

-Germany's: [link]
-Italy's: [link]
-Spain's: [link]
-England's: [link]
-Scotland's: [link]
-America's: [link]
-Romano's: [link]

Story Me
Hetalia :iconhimaruyaplz:
You :iconsexyprussia2plz:

Enjoy! ~<3
Add a Comment:
 
:iconkirychan1226:
Kirychan1226 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2015  Student Digital Artist
If he has permission to touch MY FABULOUS ASS, well, Gilbert, I SHALL TOUCH YOURS! *squish squish* I like Spain's ass better. D:
Reply
:iconruinedchildh00d:
ruinedchildh00d Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2015  New Deviant
Haha your comment made my day! xD
Reply
:iconkirychan1226:
Kirychan1226 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2015  Student Digital Artist
I'm glad. :icononionxdplz:
Reply
:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner May 16, 2015
I wouldnt mind him touching my ass.....
Reply
:iconohmygoshgirl:
OhMyGoshGirl Featured By Owner May 30, 2015
:iconprussiagasmplz: :icondivaprussiaplz:

I wouldn't make him stop. :iconeyebrowsplz:
Reply
:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner May 30, 2015
What fangirl would want him to stop? Hes sexy as hell.
Reply
:iconeliana89364057:
Eliana89364057 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015
I would be like "Get your hands off mah ass!!" 'cause cussing a lot more fun.
Reply
:icondragoshadowing:
DragoShadowing Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Gilbird is fabulous, thank you! Don't be a jerk reader-chan.
Reply
:iconanamariasenpai:
AnaMariaSenpai Featured By Owner Edited Feb 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
  "Your hands are on my butt."
"And?"
"Gil. Let go of my butt."
"Nope."
what a answer lol , simple and at the subject Troll Face Icon 
that's my boy !!!
Reply
:iconxanimatedxnerdx:
  BEST.STORY.EVER
Reply
:iconnachomzn:
NACHOMZN Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
If you aren't doing requests, feel free to disregard this.
I think it'd be rather fun if you did a France version of this, since you did the Axis and 2/3 members of the BTT, as well as a few members of the Allies. I'm not begging you and demanding immediately, it is only a suggestion that can be ignored.
Thank you for taking the time to read this, and also thank you for writing such splendid pieces of work. Your stories are wonderfully written, with great plots and characterizing. <3
Reply
:iconscarletandlunarcool:
ScarletandLunaRcool Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The pervert that is me is just like ".....I don't mind."
Reply
:iconestersnow:
Estersnow Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Student
:iconcuterussiaplz: Please~
Reply
:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Me: i just farted in this footlocker. Let. Me. Out.
Gilbert: *exaggerated choking noise* oh mein gott i cant breathe
francis and toni: SHIT LET THEM OUT LET THEM OUT *jumps off footlocker*
Me: *smacks all of them with a giant dildo* ASSHOLES *flees the scene*
Reply
:iconnoelvermillion987:
NoelVermillion987 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014
I'M DYING AT YOUR COMMENT Usui-laughing (Takumi Usui) 
Reply
:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
haha.....im not as funny as i used to be........
Reply
:iconnoelvermillion987:
NoelVermillion987 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014
Nah I'm sure you still are, everyone has a different sense of humor
Reply
:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
yeah....it's just hard for me to type that stuff now......
Reply
:iconmyharliquinnworld:
MyHarliquinnWorld Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014  Student General Artist
And that i why Gilbert got no action for an entire month.
Reply
:iconflying-dutchmann:
Flying-Dutchmann Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Yea Gil, no touching my bottom!
:iconkungfuplz: powers activated!
Reply
:iconmariazabbidou:
MariaZabbidou Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
the best part was when Prussia thanked them XDD Best. Fanfic. Ever. And nobody should dare to argue with me ^^
Reply
:iconsassykenzie:
sassykenzie Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013
:icondeathstareplz::iconneigma::iconkitkatattack123:
Reply
:iconsassykenzie:
sassykenzie Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013
I death stare at female Italy while Canada sleeps with/on kumijiro
(However its spelled) :iconblushplz::iconskipplz::icondeathstare::quit skipping and train
Reply
:iconneigma:
neigma Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Student General Artist

*lolling to death*


thanks for the mention, whoever you are!

Reply
:iconsassykenzie:
sassykenzie Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
No problem I just liked it and I didn't want use ervy Italy
Reply
:iconneigma:
neigma Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Student General Artist
^w^
Reply
:iconsassykenzie:
sassykenzie Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014
*pervy Italy -_-
Reply
:iconneigma:
neigma Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Student General Artist
lulz. how in the world could Italy be pervy?
Reply
:iconsassykenzie:
sassykenzie Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014
That's why I didn't want to use that picture and also he could be pervy by loving Germany (haha I had to do it GerIta)
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconhetalialover696969:
HetaliaLover696969 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013
Me::icondeathstareplz: GILBERT. LET. ME. GOOOOOOOOO!
Prussia::iconprussiaumadplz:
Reply
:iconfloridadaawesome:
Floridadaawesome Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013
*exasperated sounds* Reader-chan get the hell back in that locker! 
Reply
:iconzevranarainai1:
zevranarainai1 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013
Hahaha aww, he didn't get some action after all. I burst out laughing when Gil thanked the other two, that was hilarious!
Reply
:iconmittenpaws:
MittenPaws Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013
My face heated up. "Gil. Let go of my butt."

He shook his head. "Nope."

PFFFFFTTT---- OH GOD İM DİEİNG HERE O//////O XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Reply
:iconlozlove14:
lozlove14 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Student Artist
Hahah lol
Reply
:iconimaftf:
IMAFTF Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2013  Hobbyist
HAHAHAHAHA!
Reply
:iconcoolpignog:
Coolpignog Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That is the influence of Ludwig.
Reply
:iconezely2403:
EzEly2403 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013
He's Touching My Butt :iconblushplz: Waaaaa!!!! He's Such A Pervert Oh Noes! !!!
Lol :D (Big Grin) 
Reply
:iconneigma:
neigma Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Student General Artist
Aw, no kiss?
Reply
:iconkitkatattack123:
kitkatattack123 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
IKR!?!?
Reply
:iconneigma:
neigma Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Student General Artist
Though that was pretty funny... hehehe
Reply
:iconkitkatattack123:
kitkatattack123 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Yea :3
Reply
:iconneigma:
neigma Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Student General Artist
I just saw your icon and i said: AWWWW! Canada and Kumajiro! So cute!
Reply
:iconforevergotenandbra:
forevergotenandbra Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013   Writer
Aw snap! Thanks Germany for the training!
Reply
:iconinsaneobsession:
InsaneObsession Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013
Me: ...Prussia.
Gilbert: Ja?
Me: Your hands on my arse.
Gilbert: So?
Me: ALRIIIGHT FIIIINE. I will steal your vital regions right here!
Gilbert: Vhat, seriously? o_o


France & Spain: :iconpervyfranceplz::iconpervyspainplz:
Reply
:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Spains face. My ovaries are gone now.
Reply
:iconhetariarovers:
HetariaRovers Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Student Photographer
Lol
Reply
:iconifyousayyouloveme:
IfYouSayYouLoveMe Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
My life. My love. I love it so much XD
Reply
:iconhaleyboplucy:
haleyboplucy Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ludwig predicticted something like this would happen. That's why hes been training me on how to kick a certain albino Prussians butt.
Reply
:iconmiraakthedragonborn:
MiraakTheDragonborn Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Student General Artist
I pounded my fists on the walls of the footlocker. "Let me out of this thing before I beat my man to a pulp!"

Gilbert gulped. "Do it, guys! She means it! She's been hanging out with mein bruder!"

Me:Hehehe....Yeah......like I've been hanging out with that Ludwig...*grins evilly*
Reply
:iconanimelover-8:
animelover-8 Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awwish
Reply
Add a Comment:
 
×

:iconravens-of-rome: More from Ravens-of-Rome


Featured in Collections

Hetalia :D by Blosicker

hetalia stories by pastalover13

BTT by HikaritheKitten


More from DeviantArt



Details

Submitted on
September 25, 2012
File Size
3.2 KB
Link
Thumb

Stats

Views
25,776 (11 today)
Favourites
666 (who?)
Comments
119
×