_____ cheerfully stepped onto the front porch of her boyfriend's and his brother's house, and knocked on the door to the beat of the old tune "Shave and a Haircut", ringing the doorbell for the last two beats. The man who came to the door, Ludwig Beilschmidt, knew exactly who it was before even opening the door just from the manner in which she knocked upon it.
"Hallo, _____," he greeted her in his gruff, yet still somewhat gentle voice.
_____ smiled brightly. "Hi, Luddy! Is Gil home?"
He grunted, displeased that she used his nickname, and opened the door wider for _____ to come in.
_____ had been to their house many times before, and knew exactly where to go. "Gil!" _____ called near the closed door of the basement. "Are you in there? I brought a present!"
The basement door immediately burst open and out bolted the Prussian albino. He was going so fast that he accidentally ran into _____ and knocked her down, and _____ taking him down with her.
"Ow..." _____ rubbed the back of her head as she sat up.
"You okay, schatz?" asked Gilbert, standing up and holding out his hand for his girlfriend.
"Yeah," she said, taking his hand and being yanked up off the floor. "You just really need to stop glomping me every time you see me."
Gilbert chuckled, and planted a kiss on _____'s cheek. He looked down at her hands to see she was carrying a gift bag. "What's that?"
______ smiled and held up the bag. "Happy Easter! This is your present!"
The corners of Gilbert's lips curled up into an excited smile. "A present?! Awesome!" He snatched the bag out of her hands and darted to the kitchen with it.
_____ rolled her eyes and smirked at her boyfriend's reaction, and started for the kitchen. When she arrived, she saw Gilbert standing behind the kitchen counter with the now open present in front of him. He was completely frozen in terror at the sight of what was inside the gift bag.
"Gil?" asked _____ as she stepped beside him. "Is something wrong?"
Gilbert's left eye started to twitch, and he had his mouth open like he was going to say something but stayed quiet. After a few moments, he fell backwards onto the hard kitchen floor in a faint.
"Gil?!" _____ bent down and tried revive him, but soon gave up when she realized he was out cold.
Now, dear reader, would you like to know what made your lovely Prussian albino boyfriend faint? Why, it was your Easter present, of course: two boxes of yellow Peeps.