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_____ cheerfully stepped onto the front porch of her boyfriend's and his brother's house, and knocked on the door to the beat of the old tune "Shave and a Haircut", ringing the doorbell for the last two beats. The man who came to the door, Ludwig Beilschmidt, knew exactly who it was before even opening the door just from the manner in which she knocked upon it.

"Hallo, _____," he greeted her in his gruff, yet still somewhat gentle voice.

_____ smiled brightly. "Hi, Luddy! Is Gil home?"

He grunted, displeased that she used his nickname, and opened the door wider for _____ to come in.

_____ had been to their house many times before, and knew exactly where to go. "Gil!" _____ called near the closed door of the basement. "Are you in there? I brought a present!"

The basement door immediately burst open and out bolted the Prussian albino. He was going so fast that he accidentally ran into _____ and knocked her down, and _____ taking him down with her.

"Ow..." _____ rubbed the back of her head as she sat up.

"You okay, schatz?" asked Gilbert, standing up and holding out his hand for his girlfriend.

"Yeah," she said, taking his hand and being yanked up off the floor. "You just really need to stop glomping me every time you see me."

Gilbert chuckled, and planted a kiss on _____'s cheek. He looked down at her hands to see she was carrying a gift bag. "What's that?"

______ smiled and held up the bag. "Happy Easter! This is your present!"

The corners of Gilbert's lips curled up into an excited smile. "A present?! Awesome!" He snatched the bag out of her hands and darted to the kitchen with it.

_____ rolled her eyes and smirked at her boyfriend's reaction, and started for the kitchen. When she arrived, she saw Gilbert standing behind the kitchen counter with the now open present in front of him. He was completely frozen in terror at the sight of what was inside the gift bag.

"Gil?" asked _____ as she stepped beside him. "Is something wrong?"

Gilbert's left eye started to twitch, and he had his mouth open like he was going to say something but stayed quiet. After a few moments, he fell backwards onto the hard kitchen floor in a faint.

"Gil?!" _____ bent down and tried revive him, but soon gave up when she realized he was out cold.

Now, dear reader, would you like to know what made your lovely Prussian albino boyfriend faint? Why, it was your Easter present, of course: two boxes of yellow Peeps.
Part 2: [link]

I had to... XD
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no-one-ever-knows-me Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015
I once gave a friend a friend of mine (who was cosplaying prussia) a yellow peep... She fell on her knees screaming "NOOOOOO!!! GILBIRD!!! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!?!!" I was laughing my ass off the wholeeeeee tiiimeeeee
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erinkirland-mulby Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
peeps. THEY LOK LIKE GIBIRD!!!! WHY AM I SUCH AN IDIOT????
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furchild1204 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Let's see, Peeps on Easter, eggnog on Christmas, an omelette on his birthday... I would give him no end of grief :iconheplz:
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Elisavetaawesome12 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Student General Artist
Me too!!
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Katniss-HP-Twilight Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013
oh my death XD
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bb258 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
A friend, who thought it would be funny, to give pure prussia fan yellow peeps for her birthdaym she also knew how much it would freak her out...
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lifealwaysgoeson Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I hate peeps, evil little marshmellow birds!
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xXMsHeroXx Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww that's the only downfall of loving awesome-san I love peeps >_<
But the pink one so I hope that's okay ;-;
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C4--Frosty Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
x3 im so glad i dont eat the yellow birdy Peeps. i only eat the bunnies... but i dont now, actually. i only eat snowman ones now =w=; still rare, though... great job~
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Katzbac Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist
NOOO!! GILBIRD IN A BOX!
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Ai-Alchemy Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012  Student Filmographer
hahahah XD awesome
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supebowlerE Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012
prussia should not be up set about this becouse they are only mashmellow fakes of gilbird
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NightStarSpirit Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
BUT IT'S STILL GIRLBIRD!! :iconsupertackleplz:
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supebowlerE Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012
true so true
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venezuelaluvbigbear Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Not Gilbird!!!!!! NO!!!!!!! :icongilbirdplz:
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gir131 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Can has :iconmoarplz:?
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Ravens-of-Rome Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Do you wanna request something, or do you just want more of Gil's reaction?"

--Daria Webs
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gir131 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Would like a continuation of this story....
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:iconravens-of-rome:
Ravens-of-Rome Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Oh, Lord... Okie dokie. :) "

--Daria Webs
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gir131 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Hehehehe....
Can't wait!
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HUGE-Anime-Freak Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Hahaha~ When I get those things for Easter I'm going to give one to my friend (who I call Prussia) and see her reaction. ^^
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JessieRose101 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i have a thing for pink peeps! :3
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Leoyun Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i used to love (purple)bird peeps lol
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NightStarSpirit Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconkermityayplz: YAY WE'RE DOOMED
Gilbird: D:
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DeathOfFallenOnes Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm never eating yellow bird peeps or green bunny peeps again XD
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CrazyHetaliaLover13 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
FLYING MINT BUNNY NUUUU!!!!
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patty110692 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
me neither xD
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SarahGoodwill Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL Poor Prussia.
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goodwingirl100 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012
OH MY GOSH THAT'S TERRIBLE!!! But funny XD
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pikachuart Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
sooo cute!! ^^
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SilverSongAlchemist Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
HAHAHA!!
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AndromSerket Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012
*Shrugs* More for me...
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:iconravens-of-rome:
Ravens-of-Rome Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"LOL! XD "

--Daria Webs
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FlyingPastaKitty Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:nuu: HIDE THEM FROM GILBIRD! HE'LL KILL US ALL!
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helpmeouthere Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012   Writer
Oh boy, somebody needs to explain peeps to him.
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