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Ludwig Beilschmidt vs. Cleverbot

User: Guten Tag. I am Germany. Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm God, who did you think you were talking to?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So you forgot?

User: Forgot what?

Cleverbot: Dinner!

User: It's not even 4:30 though..

Cleverbot: I'm not sure what you mean.

User: I'm not sure what you mean, either.

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: And I am Ludwig Beilschmidt, also known as Germany.

Cleverbot: You are actually an AI.

User: No, you are Artificial Intelligence...not very intelligent, however.

Cleverbot: I am not an artificial intelligence.

User: Correct. Because you are not intelligent.

Cleverbot: Can you prove to me that I am not intelli

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"What's the matter, Ludwig?"

Ludwig pulled his mind back down to Earth and looked up at _____, who looked concerned. "Was?"

"You looked mad," she said. "Are you okay?"

Ludwig made a puzzled expression. "Of course, I'm alright. Und I'm not angry. I was just thinking. Why do you ask?"

"Oh. . ." _____ looked away, embarrassed. "Well, the look on your face wasn't very. . .pleasant. . . And I thought you were mad again. . ."

Ludwig raised his eyebrows. "Oh. I see. . ."

Awkward silence.

"Wanna go grab something to eat?"

"Ja."

My Usual Sunday"Yoo-hoo~! Time to get up~!"
I hear my mother call out,
Piercing through my slumber.
I open my eyes,
To see my alarm clock,
The bright green numbers not so bright,
In the morning sun.

8:00 AM.

I slowly rise,
From the warm confines of my bed,
And prepare for the day.

Sunday.

We arrive, as a family, at the church,
My father pulling up to the youth building,
To drop me off.

I open the door,
To find that I am late,
Friends and acquaintances alike,
Sitting quietly in the seats near the altar.
The youth pastor speaks,
And silence envelops the group.

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Sometimes...I lie in my old, creaky bed,
Curled up under the covers.
I glance at the glowing green numbers on my alarm clock.
It's still too early for me to get up.
Good.

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I can still see their condescending looks,
Still hear their ridicule.

I know most are only teasing,
But it doesn't change the fact,
That it hurts.

Sometimes,
When they do those things,
I want to tell them to stop,
But when I do,
It only makes it worse.
So much worse.

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To hide in a corner,
And cry,
And pray that no one finds me,
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"The ceilin'," he replied curtly, his shoulders rising slightly as he spoke, then relaxing back to their original position. "Gilbert's havin' a party tonight. You comin'?"

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"Oh, just fine, thank you," she replied, crossing her arms. There was a razor-sharp edge building in her voice.

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"_____! _____!"

I turned my head to see my boyfriend, Gilbert Beilschmidt. He was running toward me with his arms flailing in the air.

"What is it, Gil?" I asked.

"Gilbird's gone missing!" he said, panicked.

"Oh, no! Do you want me to help you look for him?" If it were anyone else's pet, I wouldn't have bothered. But it was Gilbird, and he was just so cute that I had to find him-- and he was my boyfriend's bird, after all.

Gil nodded. "Ja, thanks."

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We should've listened to George Washington. Now our country's going down the toilet... -.-

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~Prussianess Mar 22, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

So painfully true. Don't create political parties, it would only divide the nation. Guess what came up in the next election?

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~Ravens-of-Rome Mar 23, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

We should've listened to Washington... -.-

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~Prussianess Mar 23, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

We really should've.....
He's probably rolling around in his grave at the moment....

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~Ravens-of-Rome Mar 23, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

He probably has been for the past 200 years...

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~Prussianess Mar 23, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Most likely xD

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~LittleAppleThief Nov 12, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

i can really imagine Iggy saying this

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~APHAlfredFJones Nov 12, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

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~TsukikoTheWolf444 Nov 14, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

IT'S OKAY ALFIE. I'LL ALWAYS LOVE U -^3^-

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